woman watching another presidential debate (tube boobs) 36X24 oil/canvas 2012

still life with man eating still life 48X36 oil/canvas 2012

a brief history 48X60 oil/canvas 2012

lovers 120 X 120 oil on canvas

for mrs. ott

terminal degree

new pictures

sneak peak at my illustrated guide to assholes

a visual summary of my new life in san francisco (i'm cosmopolitan now)

i have moved to san francisco. i'm having a great time and learning a lot (see GAY PRIDE), but also have de quervain's tenosynovitis in my right hand (see HAND PROBLEMS), and have become dillusionally pre-occupied with earthquakes. my main concern about earthquakes is that i live in a trailer less than a block away from the city's main sewage treatment facility, and that in the case that a big earthquake should hit, i will float away in a river of shit. i don't have any reason to think that this is likely, but i am worried about it (see ANY DAY NOW). thanks again for your time, i'll keep you posted.

american gothic (2006)

stretch arm-face (2010)

cool deformaties #2

ronald reagans on a horse ride

cleaning up the desktop, here's some new and old stuff i found:

reagan draws tits (2010)

the critics are going wild! (2010)

martin with crumby bird (2010)

flyer design for conspirastock: truthblasting the mean world syndrome @ shea stadium

signs you are having a nightmare: